Fuck biscuit

A girl who is so good to fuck you don't even care if she makes you pancakes in the morning.

"Hey man, did you have breakfast this morning?"
"Nah. I had all I could handle with my little fuck biscuit last night."

by Graham nation June 29, 2013

fuck biscuits

A term relavant to that of hell. It is used to describe a state of unhappiness. It is mostly used as a simily to describe a form of discomfort.

Dude, its hot as fuck biscuits out here.

by phonermanon June 13, 2010

fuck biscuit

like okay a fuck biscuit is when you knock a ho up and like you accidently left i little fuck biscuit in her

"dude i guess i didnt use a rubber,
HAHA dude you have a fuck biscuit in her,
yea dude i knocked the ho up"

by julian_boredom December 25, 2007

fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

by MMjr March 28, 2009

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 05, 2003

biscuit fucked

biscuits are undoubtably filling, but when used with the word "fucked" we are relating the state of being full with two sexual acts, creampies and swallowing

For Example:

waking up drunk from a party
"i don't know what the hell happened last night but i know i got biscuit fucked"

"that bitch straight up got biscuit fucked by ________, u know that hoe's pregnant"

by 420Tuesdays August 16, 2011

fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023