fuck tits

Used mainly as a term of endearment.

"Howdy, fuck tits!"
or
"Oh, fuck tits, i love you too!"

by fanta-p December 26, 2006

Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

by Brozojoe January 9, 2012

holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water

holy fuck tits

by tittie turtle taco May 16, 2018

Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls

something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!

Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam

by Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls December 15, 2008

Tits as Fuck

When something is beyond amazing, and is super awesome, its tits as fuck.

Your girlfriend gave you a Bla-J-J? Dude that's tits as fuck!

by Newhorse December 27, 2011