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fuck-chain 

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace
"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."
fuck-chain by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

Fuck chain 

A horrible chain of events right after another
When a person does something and multiple things turn out for the worse a fuck chain of events.
Fuck chain by Lou Sasssle January 24, 2020

fuck on the chain piece 

Meaning “fuck it we ball” or “fuck it
“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed”

“bet fuck on the chain piece

Tesla Fuckchain 

Illegal and involves:

Lots of electricity
Enemas
Amniotic fluid
Screaming

Is best performed on top of a Delorean but a Pontiac Firebird will do in a pinch
Adam Savage, Wil Wheaton, and Felicia Day died at the San Diego Comic Con 2009 while attempting the Tesla Fuckchain
Tesla Fuckchain by cmdrkeen July 27, 2009

Tesla fuckchain 

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.
"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"
Tesla fuckchain by Xendragone July 27, 2009

Fuckchair 

A phrase used by LIBBEN children that slips out of their mouths on accident when provoked by a blow-up doll.
"Hey, fuck Claire, shes a bitch."
"Fuckchair?!"
Fuckchair by RumpleFSkin August 31, 2009