An insult that can be used as an alternative to "fuck me" or "fuck me sideways" and can avoid actions that look like fucking someone sideways. Also an insult that can be used against others because they are simply an ass or they are stupid, and as such, deserve really painful sex.
-Why the hell did you yell your ex's name when you had sex with your girl?
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.
-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
-Fuck me sideways with a sandpaper condom.
-Dude, where the hell are you?
-I'm stuck behind this old fart.
-Go fuck him sideways with a sandpaper condom, it's your damn fault you woke up late.
by gofuckaduck90 June 15, 2011
A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels
by OZSIMPSON November 12, 2019
When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.
by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
when everything is so fucked up.
by P to the enguin April 21, 2010
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019
Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 October 20, 2008