Fruit up

Getting your tackle felt at public or grammar school.

Here boy, fruit me up and I won't report you to sir for playing soggy biscuit with Hodges and Wilkinson-Smythe.
fruit up

Fruit up by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

fruit roll up 

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

fruit roll up by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016

Fruit Roll Up 

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

Fruit Roll Up by Leon February 27, 2003

Fruit Roll Up 

A fruit snack made by Betty Crocker, not a gay person in a sleeping bag or something dirty you idiots.

Person 1: Do you want a fruit roll up?
Person 2: You mean a gay person in a sleeping bag?
Person 1: No, idiot. It's a fruit snack.

Fruit Roll Up by fakename06 October 30, 2018

Fruit blow up 

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up

Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"

Fruit blow up by I Hump Llamas February 28, 2017

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem 

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.

"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."

Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022

fruit roll up 

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

fruit roll up by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007