Also know as 'Ian's fried egg model'. This is the act of having a poo in someone else's toilet. Use exessive toilet roll to fill the toilet before having the poo, this is known as the 'base' on which the poo will lie. The poo itself then becomes the egg yoke. the paper used to wipe should then be carefully placed aroung the poo, as this resembles the egg white
by winnet94 October 14, 2011
by John G. October 10, 2005
by HL10 July 8, 2015
An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.
by Mister Squishy October 24, 2007
When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.
by beaner 666 December 4, 2010
Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.
by Naes Ttukcup August 31, 2005
Chris: "how was francesca last night ayy"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"
Stewy: "nah man as soon as she took her top off i ran... she had fried eggs"
by Chri$$un August 13, 2008