When having unprotected sex in the missionary position with the man on top, the woman may wrap her legs around the man to stop him from pulling out. To make sure that the man can pull out he punches the women in the face until she either releases her legs, gets knocked unconscious or dies from the punches ensuring that the man walks away a freeman.
Steve: Hey Todd how was sex with Kelly last night?
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
Todd: It was good but the bitch tried stopping me from pulling out.
Steve: Ah shit were you able to pull out?
Todd: Yeah I beat her face in until she released me from her legs and afterwards I walked away a freeman.
by El Mondo April 19, 2019
A Freeman (who can also be a woman) is a conservative working-or middle-class American individual who drinks domestic beer, likes to fish and hunt and enjoys football, baseball and NASCAR. A Freeman will often display a disproportionate amount of pride relative to his or her social and economic status. This pride often manifests itself as a penchant for big vehicles with large wheels which gives the impression to the Freeman that he or she is "riding high" or intimidating to everybody on the road who is driving smaller vehicles. Many Freemen harbor the paranoid suspicion that the government wants to confiscate their firearms so they will bumper sticker their cars with placards that read, "You can pry my gun from my cold dead hands." Freemen comprise the majority of patronage for many US companies like WalMart and McDonald's and are the largest contributors to state and Indian reservation gambling enterprises across the country. Ninety percent of white prison inmates are Freemen and 9 out of 10 country albums are purchased by Freemen (the other 1 out of 10 country albums are purchased by music critics who then sell or donate that country music album to a secondhand music-or book-store). While often parodied on TV (SNL's skit "Appalachian ER," for instance) and in larger sophisticated cities like Boston and L.A., Freemen are widely respected in most parts of Middle America where they are viewed as a type of vital backbone to the nation. Without Freemen WalMarts would be hard pressed to find cashiers, the truck driving industry would grind to a halt and practically every casino outside of Las Vegas and Atlantic City would have to file for bankruptcy.
-The skit Appalachian ER on SNL is offensive to Freemen everywhere.
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.
I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
-Why do you care? You're not a Freeman.
-I know, but my dad is a Freeman. He likes Johnny Cash, smokes Marlboros and drives a Ford F-150.
I'm proud to be an American! I'm a Freeman!
by Nite of Nat September 29, 2007
My sister acquired a restraining order against a young boy who then proceeded to go freeman on her ass.
by Jack Inurface May 15, 2008
by Eoin O Tinkerbell November 18, 2007
(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)
Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.
Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.
by Bloodraven412 January 5, 2010
by the__yeti June 18, 2008