John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.
by Bob27bob January 02, 2018
A person who maintains the people in their lives in order to gain something/anything free or of little or no cost to them. They get by saying their marks are their friends, but in private they call them options. Some may even rely on the mall, public places, or parents for free necessities such as heat, air conditioning, water, food, paper products like toilet paper and paper towels etc. A mooch. They also like mates who wait on them hand and foot well, that is, when there isn't a more profitable option. Open hand and closed heart. It is just a matter of what you put your mind to.
Freeloader might say something like: "Baby, she is just my friend. It was just a free meal and movie, not a date. I like having fun, but I love you. And look I got some toilet paper while I was there, and she even gave me her old camera."
by babytodaymaybetomorrow July 24, 2011
Freeloader - Noun. Someone who lives off other people's lives. They don't pay for anything and never pay you back.
by Golden-Fist November 27, 2005
A person who comes by your crib every day. He or she wants you to smoke all of your weed with them, but they never have any weed themselves. They want to drink up all of your beer, but they don't have any money. They try to dictate what music gets played while they're drinking and smoking your shit. When you need a favor from them, they are nowhere to be found (probably freeloading off someone else).
by the mutant July 06, 2005
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by JackDaBoi! February 25, 2019
Someone who lives off other people's lives. They don't pay for anything and never pay you back. Helps there self to your fridge.Comes around to your house drinks all your beer most weekends and never brings a carton and then agrues that he doesn't need to buy one cause he bought the last
Buy a carton on your way down you freeloader, why i bought last week. No you never you havent bought one since before xmas
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