freepost 

Freeposting is the life blood of the internet. It is more than a religion or a hobby - it is a lifestyle choice (no hoom)- that only a few of us brave enough can rise to. To truely be a innovative and creative freeposter you must live and breathe the freepost. You must wake up in the morning thinking how you will approach that days freeposts and how you can come up with imaginitve and new ways to express them.
It is also wise to study the great masters of the freepost. These are not hard to find - their words are few and their post counts are high.
This was not a freepost.

I post therefore I freepost.

freepost by ukthreadster December 11, 2008

freepost 

To "freely post" on a forum without consideration of the rules of the thread or the topic at hand. Also called spam.

I think that noob got banned for freeposting.

freepost by KEVBOJENKINS August 2, 2006

Freemostyle 

A combination of Freestyle verse and Emo lyrics, where pathetic, melodramatic, and self-obsessed lyrics are made up on the spot. It is only for the truly self-loathing individuals who have been Emo for at least 2 months (I totally listened to Dashboard Confessional before you did). Style points are added if the individual can cry while freemostyling or if they are bleeding.

Similar to traditional Freestyle, a Freemostyle battle can ensue between two individuals, in which the two battlers use their lyrics in a competition to see who is more Emo. What is interesting about the Freemostyle battle is that each individual is trying to LOSE the battle, often resulting in a situation where one may simply sob, scream, and cut to lose (i.e. win) the battle. After all, winning anything would defeat the definition of Emo entirely.

Freemostyler 1: My Soul is a hole in which hate rolls down. Like my mother with out love in this one-horse town.
Freemostyler 2: The razor never cuts deep enough to cut away the pain, so I carve away the sorrow that coarses through my veins.
Freemostyler 1: (Hangs himself)

Freemostyle by Benhatin September 16, 2008

Freeport 

Freeport Issa town in New York also known as treeshport🤣there’s good and bad people, the girls there are basically thots and pass arounds, some of the boys are sexy asf but got stds yikesss😂☹️Our varsity football team is fiya okayyy.. but there’s a whole bunch of felons, and rapists there it’s really not safe🤣

“ my nigga Freeport is something else wrd2 on my slime 🙄”

Freeport by Deezley November 7, 2018

Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.

Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.

Freeport Football by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009

Freeport Hoe 

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.

Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.

Freeport Hoe by Layqueishea October 29, 2008

Typical Freeport Girl

A Senior (2010)girl from the small town of Freeport, PA who acts like a complete and total stuck up bitch. Common phrases from the "TFG" include "soooo immature" as if they are any more mature than everyone else in the school. Many times they believe that hanging out with all girls is a ton better than chilling with everyone as a group, and they act like sex and anything related to it is foreign to them, aka A Freeportian Prude. This class of Freeport girls will go down in history as the most boring and stuck up class of females ever to step foot in Freeport Area School District.

They were being a bunch of Typical Freeport Girl's in the cafeteria acting like they were 5 years old.

At the party the Typical Freeport Girls were being themselves avoiding all of the males.

When the boy went on a blind date with the girl he expected a quick hookup, but when she told him she went to the school of Freeport and she was apart of the class of 2010 he bluffed saying he was going to the bathroom and drove home, he knew it was no outlet with the Typical Freeport Girl.

Typical Freeport Girl by prude-ness April 11, 2010