Fracking Mess Share definition Flag An act of farting that is so bad that it is comparable to the amount of gas in the middle east. "Hey man, can I stay at your house tonight? My dad had a fracking mess in our house and I can't sleep with the smell of fart entering my nostrils." Fracking Mess by CookPu69 January 13, 2014 Get the Fracking Mess mug.