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fozzy bear impression 

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise
I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night
fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth
i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

fuzzy teddy bear 

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

fuzzy yellow bear 

A large hairy Asian gay man, who licks lollipops while squinting sideways.
That fuzzy yellow bear over there ate my asshole while watching Naruto.
fuzzy yellow bear by SquishyPig September 22, 2017

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.
Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.
fuzzy gummy bear by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair! 

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...