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Forked Tongue 

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations
Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"
Forked Tongue by Heifcliff August 13, 2008
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forked tongue 

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.
I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

Forked Tongue Twang 

Fork Tongued Twang. (FOWRed TUng tWANG) A Forked Tongue Twang is a dialect of American English language that was first popularized by defense attorneys during the O. J. Trial and is in popular use in the United States specifically by legal and law enforcement personnel . Recently this flowery dialect has caught on in Washington D. C. and is in usee by elected officials, such as Congressmen and in the Senate . It is characterized by gransiose verbage , sensationalism , and blatant character assassination disguised as personal character , charisma and charm.
The Mayor peppers his speech liberally with that Forked Tongue Twang , so no one believes a word he says and he lost the election .
Forked Tongue Twang by Lcherry June 10, 2025

speaking in forked tongues

To lie from the pulpit or otherwise use religion to try to get someone to trust you when you're just bu**s**tting them.
I see all of these televangelists ranting and roaring about Hellfire and damnation, but in many cases I suspect that they are merely speaking in forked tongues because they are just trying to get their viewers to donate money.
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