Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Foot long

could specifically be someone’s “foot long” (preferably male) or can known as subway meal. “Foot long can also be referred to as size in particular places.

I like that foot long

by Toe too big April 09, 2019

foot long

To have a huge 1 foot penis.

T.J jacked off my 1 foot penis.

by huge dick February 01, 2003

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

foot long

To take a foot long line of coke

whoa that foot long just got me cloud 9

by Burzerk June 11, 2006

foot-long slendy

A long, slender penis, with a length-to-width ratio being at least 10:1, and the minimum length being at least 12 inches.

I'm no nigger but I still have a foot-long slendy!

by Slenderdog June 05, 2004

five dollar foot long

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.

Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!

by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009