An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.
by Poopa stinka010 May 11, 2022

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.
Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner
Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.
Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.
Melissa: o shit u right
Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.
Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.
Melissa: o shit u right
by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.
by brucelives December 30, 2015

Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!
by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014

A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.
by Ghanghis khan August 19, 2023

by romance/smut fan!! June 23, 2023
