Food with dude

An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.

Hey the food with dude is approaching you

by Poopa stinka010 May 12, 2022

foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 01, 2018

Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

by brucelives October 30, 2015

Food Before Dudes

Food is always important before anyone, especially dudes (or guys/boys)

"Food Before Dudesss guys!!"

by romance/smut fan!! June 23, 2023

rude dude packa food dude

A term of endearment. Something you call someone as a friendly tease.

Sally: You've always been such a Rude Dude Packa Food Dude, Ginger.
Ginger: Thanks Sally. I love you too, you Buttface!

by SweetPieLover May 26, 2014

Food Dude

A guy that women use to get free food. Typically this relationship is in the friend zone and non-sexual.

She only calls to go out and eat on your dinner. This is how you know you are a food dude!

by Ghanghis khan August 19, 2023