Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

Flying Monkey

Members of a degenerate Sub-Saharan origin/diaspora , involved in feces throwing and public brawls usually at the Miami airport.

Those fucking FLYING MONKEYS delayed the flight take-off again due to their poo flinging.

by monky manager May 28, 2021

Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

Flying Monkey

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.

This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!

by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014

Flying Monkey

a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.

Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<

by J0wNaGe January 11, 2014

flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 27, 2006

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007