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Fly a Kite 

Flying a kite is a slang term for anal sex. A male simply asks a female if she would like to fly a kite with them, sounds romantic right? most girls arnt familiar with the slang term. So if she says yes, you're golden!
Wanna fly a kite?
will you fly a kite with me?
Fly a Kite by Starling13 August 17, 2011

Fly a Kite 

Getting high or the action of getting high. Specifically, getting high on Cannabis. The act of proceeding to get high before being high. Thus, ‘High as a Kite”, which is the result of flying a kite to get the kite high to begin with.
Ronnie, ‘ey, you wanna go “fly a kite”? Ronnie’s friend Bobby says, “Hell yeah. Let’s get high.”
Fly a Kite by TTWinProvedIt June 12, 2021

Fly a kite 

1. An outside hobby that needs wind to power, good to do in Spring and Fall!

2. An idiom to tell someone to go away.
1: name: Let’s go fly a kite, name!

2: name: hey wanna do this? Or this? Or this? Or even thi-
name 2: go fly a kite.
Fly a kite by Peppa lol March 28, 2022

go fly a kite

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

go fly a kite

Why don't you go fly a kite and stop asking me for money?
go fly a kite by Nameless 80s June 12, 2016

go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.
Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!
go fly a kite by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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