Flute Blower

A green earthy hippie type. Can commonly be seen in frocky woven hemp gear, playing tribal wooden flutes at the sight of fallen trees. Smells strongly of Patchouli oil. The male versions typically sport copious amounts of hair on the top and front of the head. The females tend to have massive amounts of hair everywhere else. Both versions smell like shit.

The guy on the show American Inventor who pranced into the board room playing a flute (Flute Blower) to introduce his invention consisting of three sticks. His life story included examples of him and his friends making random music at their commune in the hills around San Francisco.

Flute Blower by WheresMyronBaker February 12, 2010

Flute Blower

A flute blower is a term for a faggot. They like men cause they is queer fuckers. They would rather put another mans pecker in their mouth instead of some good old Red Man.

That Alistair Driver kid is such a flute blower. He just can't handle himself around men.

Flute Blower by Driver is a fag October 16, 2018

Christian the flute blower 

An edgy fuck that likes big dicks.

BillyBobJoe - Damn, Christian the flute blower gives out great blow-jobs.

Christian the flute blower by Christian the flute blower January 22, 2019