by Cyclops Man May 9, 2018
by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009
by Rick Suncurve May 17, 2018
by Flempling December 6, 2020
by FlintySpark026 May 17, 2018
The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.
Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.
by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 22, 2014
Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!
by Zodozer September 6, 2015