Flugget
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
Related Words
Fluget • flugelhorn • Flüge • flugget • flaget • flugen • fugetaboutit • fluet • flugel • Flugeldufel
Flugeldufel
Flugeldufel by SamusAranon July 1, 2012
The flugtag
a sexual act in which a couple is sitting at the edge of a dock. the girl is sitting on top of the guy as they have sex. right before he is about to ejaculate, he throws her off into the lake. will she fly or will she land in the water?
while at my gf's parents cabin on the lake, we decided to get a little frisky. the sex was great but since she was into aviation, being from dayton and all, i entered her into the flugtag
The flugtag by stokesdawgkillah December 9, 2010
Flugget
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
flugengugen
a fast food challenge that is the act of traveling to all area fast food restaurants to acquire one item from each place and then go to another location to eat all of the food at once. The goal is to finish all the food without dying, as of this date there have been no casualties reported, but injuries have occurred. It's very popular among college students.
flugengugen by cocofoshosho July 23, 2009
Flügenball
A team sport in which an undefined amount of people (usually over 4) stand in a circle and try to keep ball of crumpled recycling paper (a Flügenball) in the air for as long as possible, recording a point for every hit. A double-hit is when one person hits the ball twice consecutively. If a double-hit occurs, the points reset. It is often used as a drama warm up, or energizer.
Flügenball by A bird. January 18, 2010
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