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This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)
"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."
Floor Pie by fortune392 March 2, 2022
Drugs found on the floor; free drugs of unknown origin
I found some floor pie last night, and I was off my chops
Floor pie by StickleMacpickle January 14, 2017
Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.
What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.
floor pie by SuperDave May 22, 2005

coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie 

Alright the best godamn pie in the world if you eat it you can't stop you need coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread and also best before 12 months
Friend: hey can you bake a pie
you:yes I can
Friend:ok make one
You:ok ill make coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich bread pie
Friend:the what
You:done
Friend:holy shit its amazing
You:yes
Friend:finally some good fucking food
You:coco butter milk eggs flour sandwich pie
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026