floor spice

What you add to the food you eat when you drop it on the floor....bacteria. The shit that gets picked up when you use the five second rule

Don't eat anything that was wet that dropped on the floor. Or else the floor spice will turn into e.coli

by [e-mail] June 11, 2006

Floor Spice

The diverse blend of various fragments of food, dirt, and hair that can create a very tangy addition to any perfectly good food that accidently or unintentionally hits the floor in the kitchen or pretty much anywhere.

I mixed my special marinade and added a little garlic salt and lemon pepper to the chicken, then fried it up to a delicious lightly browned treat. I did not disclose my secret ingredient of floor spice that I inadvertanly added when my motor skills failed me in the kitchen. ground pepper

by wordopotomus March 9, 2010

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

by f this... too many names December 23, 2012

kickdown some floorspace

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

by bph4eva October 30, 2004

FloorSpider

A shit out the ass.

Brady: *rips loud ass*....

Jordan: Bro did you hear that floorspider run across the floor!!!
Dakota: Whats a floorspider?

by Dakooter November 22, 2021