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Floof Fansen 

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.
Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.
Floof Fansen by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.
Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!
Mainly foxes, but used to describe any animal or object that is big and fluffy. Such examples include Pomeranians, Shiba Inus, Corgis, Maine Coons, Himalayans, male lions (mane), rabbits, chinchillas, afros, pillows, whipped cream, and others. It can also be used to substitute certain words in common phrases.
"That floof is so cute!" he said while staring at a red fox.
"How the floof did he manage to do that?!"
"What the floof?"
"Are you floofin' kidding me?!"
"Do you want to visit the fox village in Japan?" "Yes, I must hug every single floof there! ALL THE FLOOFS!"
Floof by LilMilo May 6, 2018

danger floof 

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.
Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope
danger floof by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017
Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.

v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.

In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".
Floof by Cid SilverWing January 16, 2008
The purest of the pure form of fluff
Haliver is not even fluff it's floof
Floof by Nycio Alco August 29, 2018