Flood tumor 

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.

Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.

Flood tumor by eggsandpan November 30, 2018

Food Tumor 

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.

" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."

Food Tumor by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010