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Flame Retarded 

Flame Re•Tard•Ed
Adjective

When your friends are being so highly retarded that you need a fire extinguisher to knock off their bullcrap.

Stupidity so painful that if feels as if you are on fire.

Hannah: “My hair is so brittle it will catch on fire from time to time”
Me: “Really? That’s weird, my hair’s pretty flame retardant”.
Makenzie: “Did you just say your hair is flame retarded?”
Me: “What? No I said flame retardant.”
Makenzie: “What?”
Me: “Why are you so flame retarded Makenzie??”
“People at this school are so flame retarded I swear, smh”.

I.E. Dhonny’s Harem

I.E. Hannah K. Keaton T. Campbell T. Leslie R. Makenzie H. Claudia R.

flame retarded 

Flame RETARDED are people who set themselves on fire by lacking common sense, word often misused or confused with Flame retardants which are materials that inhibit or resist the spread of fire.
dude what's with all the bandages?-
-i sat myself on fire while lighting a fart-
really? how did it happen?
- i was wearing polyester, .. big whoooooosh right after.. is all i remember -
hahaha you are truly flame retarded!!!
flame retarded by nopantsboy October 18, 2009

Flame Retarded 

A name given to one who is 100% incapable of starting a campfire without the use of gasoline or any other highly flammable item other than wood.
Get out of the way, man. Let me get this fire going. I'm pretty sure you're flame retarded.
Flame Retarded by TangClock July 12, 2009

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026