flak monkey 

One who frags excessively with the flak cannon in Unreal Tournament

I'm a flak monkey. if you don't like it, go play the fucking Sims

flak monkey by kinglife2 December 18, 2004

flak monkey 

In Unreal Tournament, what experienced players call newbies who favor the flak cannon. It annoys them, because they learned long and hard to aim like bots, and with this weapon it's possible to win a matchup just by knowing where the enemy will go next.
It is then implied, that aiming were the highest of all gaming skills, and thus it'd destroy the game if you can make points without it. Ironically though, any simple bot can aim like a pro, predicting where an enemy will go next is beyond the abilities of any UT bot I know of.

(Team Deathmatch) Yeah we lost, but that's just because you're all spamming newbs and flag monkeys.

flak monkey by Peter Shaw June 15, 2005

Flak monkey 

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

Flak monkey by [GWoS]Bahamut April 22, 2004

flagmonkey 

Someone who capitulates with a false-flag operations or blindly follows dubious nationalistic agendas.

Don't bring up 9/11 with George, he's a total flagmonkey.

flagmonkey by Astro-J September 20, 2013