Flaccid

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20

DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20

by IDKlol1776 November 15, 2019

Flaccid

Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general

" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."

by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023

Flaccid

My fucking dick was soft okay?

My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast

by Busterluster November 13, 2019

Flaccid

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.

That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.

by Miskina November 25, 2017

Flaccid

Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh

Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy

by Namdaman007 November 16, 2021

Flaccid

Computer Science Term - When a server is experiencing background process failures which prevent effective function of hosted applications but do not cause the server itself to crash.

"The services won't come back up it's completely flaccid."

by rdn4 October 15, 2018

Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes March 27, 2011