Fizz Gizzler 

A fizz gizzler is a proprietary piece of technology to make a carbonated beverage. It is also a noun, a verb and an adjective.

Hey look at Travis, he's such a fizz gizzler.

Can I borrow the fizz gizzler? I need to take it to a party to make some soda water.

Fizz Gizzler by cumguzzler123 August 13, 2012

FizzWizzler 

Someone with no thought capacity and unable to finish simple tasks or orders.

"Don't ask Rob to do it he's a FizzWizzler and will Fuck it up".

FizzWizzler by smoke, smoking,smoke house February 22, 2018