Fix-A-Net day

A Portuguese holiday where the men get to have two beers while they mend their fishing nets.
Falls on the Friday two weeks before Christmas.

Co worker 1: Where is Jeff today?
Co worker 2: It's Fix-A-Net day, so he had to stay home and be with his family.

by Charlie Bear April 28, 2006

national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him

"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"

by bronwynm May 15, 2021

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021