Five Alive

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009

Five Alive

When you are so exhausted at work all day and the moment it hits five o clock; you have all of a sudden rejuvenated energy

I've got the five alive, finally of work.

by dental nikki October 17, 2014

Alive Five Bag

When your five bag of smack grows legs and runs away

Is that an alive five bag beating up a homeless guy?

by Ikillpoorpeople November 5, 2019

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010

High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.

Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’

by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021