First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

First Drunk by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

first-year drunk 

adjective.
The state of inebriation most commonly attained only by first year students of university

Guy 1: Hey I just finished my exam, whats happening tonight?
Guy 2: Let's go to Koerner's and get first-year drunk!

first-year drunk by seeapeddle October 21, 2010

Let’s get drunk first 

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.

Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett

Let’s get drunk first by Guacdawg February 2, 2023

First Degree Drunk 

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder

Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.

First Degree Drunk by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 July 6, 2020

At least buy me a drink first. 

Oftenly used when one person implies something sexual or something that sounds sexual. Could also be used when someone touches an intimate body part like the ass or tits, this could be an accident or on purpose.

Diego: *Trips and accidentally touches ass*
Julia: Wow, at least buy me a drink first.

At least buy me a drink first. by Dakiji February 18, 2019

at least buy me a drink first 

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.

Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!

at least buy me a drink first by jdpitt December 17, 2013

First we drink the coffee then we do the things

This is a useful phrase for any situation. Memes depict actors or people drinking coffee, so it is applicable. One of the best is the bridge of the Starship Enterprise where Captain Kirk, Sulu, and the navigator are drinking coffee on their shift.

First we drink the coffee then we do the things. coffee

First we drink the coffee then we do the things by MyComputerMan July 16, 2017