first order

When you're a bit late to the game and haven't quite caught up with the latest trend. You're not on the cutting edge but you're not totally clueless either.

You may have heard about it, but you haven't really gotten into it and you're playing catch-up with everyone else trying to figure out what all the fuss is about.

Person A: Have you heard about 'x' social media app? I've already amassed 100k+ followers.

Person B: I think I read about it but haven't downloaded it yet.
Person A: You're so first order.

first order by rikkachu March 10, 2023

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first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

first order equations by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

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The First Order

Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.

The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt

The First Order by nrE5150 October 6, 2016

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Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

Fuck Up of the First Order by John9999 October 7, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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