Figgy pop

A figgy pop is when a male inserts a semi-hard, half-flacid, or chubby penis into the orifice of his choosing.

“How’d that one night stand go?”

“Not well, I had to figgy pop her.”

by Whora July 10, 2019

Pop a figgy

Rapid ejection of hard, compacted fecal matter in one’s underpants, typically brought on by a startling moment or a shocking sight.

Pop a figgy: I was hiking with my family yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a rattle snake. I popped a figgy then and there.

by skwurrelgirl July 2, 2016

Pop A Fingy

When you push too hard during a fart and a little bit of poop comes out so you use your finger to push it back up into the anus.

Early I tried to push out a fart but I pushed too hard and had to pop a fingy.

by Fizziedrink December 14, 2021

Figgypopitis

When a co-worker seduces your taste buds with a new fruit snack called Figgy Pops and you become addicted to them instantaneously. Side effects may include blurred vision, drooling, mismatched flip flops, wearing shorts backwards upon exiting home for the store and being overheard at work asking yourself "Figgy! Where are you?"

That poor bloke was introduced to Figgy Pops in the office recently and has never been the same. They say he's suffering from Figgypopitis and its almost incurable. There are two known remedies, one of which is a constant supply of Figgy Pops...

by Iamroastbeef October 3, 2018

ur gran-poppy faggy

Worse Than Ur Mom Gay And Ur Dad Lesbian And Ur Granny Tranny

David says to Chris "Ur Mum Gay"
Chris Says To David "Ur Dad Lesbian"
David Says To Chris "Ur Granny Tranny"
'Chris's Face Turns Red And Then Says "ur gran-poppy faggy"
DAVID'S EARS EXPLODE THEN BLOOD STARTS DRIPPING LATER ON HE DIES

by xnah March 17, 2018