Fiat Punto 

Also known as Sheila or Toby. The greatest car in the history of the UK infrastructure. Puntos kick ass.

Craig Jones got into his Fiat Punto and the engine DID start. Scratch that. Craig Jones WALKED by his Fiat Punto and the engine started!!

Fiat Punto by darren173 February 25, 2009

Fiat Punto 

Unreliable lump of pig shit, which has wheels and are unfortunately allowed on the UK road infrastructure.

Craig Jones gets into his fiat punto and the engine wont start.

Fiat Punto by guitar_devil March 3, 2004

Fiat Punto 

A complete pile of fucking horse shit with an engine and four wheels. Looking to be overtaken by every other car on the fucking road (including hybrids?) buy a Fiat Punto. The worst day of my life was when I bought it, the best day was when I sold it.

Me: What car do you drive?

Looser: A Fiat Punto

Me: Fuck off you poor cunt.

Fiat Punto by Anon_4_U June 15, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019