Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.
Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.
by Gimli's Ma April 7, 2013
Get the Fetid turkeymug.