Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

by sofirstlady March 21, 2023

Fetch Boy

A man so whipped by the puss that he can be kept as a runner.

Fetch boy, go scoop up my groceries and pick up that dry cleaning, momma's got shit to do.

by Soseph March 17, 2021