festivus

a night of male bonding where everyone chills and gets wasted and pukes all over the house
Ian: Dude Matt M. you missed Festivus XV last weekend!
Matt M.: Ya dude I'm so pissed
Ian: Dude Matt E. totally threw up all over the bathroom and Emilio wanted some more blue stuff
Matt M.: Fuck dude I wish I was threw.
by Cockadoodledoo2 April 08, 2009
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festivus

when one gathers with a friend and two other friends from ones beach house to smoke lots of marijuana, reminisce, then go to a light show
"Hey emilio what's today?"
"Margarita, its fucking FESTIVUS!"
by festivusaholic December 29, 2008
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festivus pole

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.
Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.
by matelalique December 14, 2011
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festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld
Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit
by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009
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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.
I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 December 17, 2015
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Festivus

by penis4564 February 12, 2023
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