Feed the Dog

(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue

D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.

by Taste_Purple March 30, 2015

Feed the Dog

Eating some edible substance while giving head

Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.

by RCJWJR July 21, 2010

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

Feed the Hound dogs

When a male ejaculates into a girl's ass and when he takes his penis out, there is poo covering it so he sticks it in her mouth.

"Dude, how was Tyriqa last night?"
"Man, it was off the hizzle! I made her feed the hound dogs!"

by tyriqa December 29, 2009