Fear The Fin

A conglomerate of men and women who possess a faith system that is hopeless. This faith system ceases to exist in Spring, only to be renewed again in Fall of the same year.

Well it's May. Time to coax Fear The Fin off the Golden Gate again.

Fear The Fin by Mr. Plank May 27, 2009

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Fear the Fin

1. The sanest San Jose Sharks forum on the internet, which isn’t saying much, seeing how they are obsessed with corn, Steven Segal, and Alexei Semenov’s glove.

2. The most badass San Jose Sharks blog there is. Fans go there to cheer on the best team in the NHL.

3. Where the second round is overrated.

1. Somebody: OH NO, the Sharks are losing!
Someone else: This calls for... COOORRRRNNNNN!!!
/proceeds to post numerous photographs of corn on Fear the Fin

2. Somebody: LET'S GO SHARKS!!!!
3,000 others: LET'S GO SHARKS!!!!

3. Wise guy: Choking in the playoffs is a myth.

Fear the Fin by idunno723 May 26, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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