Friend #1: "I hate it when there are 10 commercials between every segment of an episode of "Scandal" when I watch it online!" Friend #2: "Obama's Fault."

Obama's Fault by WordMaester January 22, 2015

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Ray's Fault

Cause of all issues known to man on planet earth, such as Global Warming, Financial Crisis, Poverty, Volcano Eruptions and dead kittens. When you're unable to reach this website, it's probably Ray's Fault.

Bob: I lost my job.
Steve (Indifferently): Ray's Fault

Ray's Fault by Brawndo QC July 27, 2010

Demi's Fault

A word from stan twitter used to explain that if something went wrong, It's Dem'i's fault.
It's always Demi's fault.

Selena Gomez tanked ? Demi's fault.

Demi's Fault by flowerneedy September 11, 2020

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

I heard it's Obama's fault by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

Trudeau's fault

What conservatives bros of mediocre intelligence say about everything and anything that is undeniably NOT Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's fault. Usually something that is actually their own fault. This is known to be a long-term effect that follows the psychological insult of being dissed by a high school crush in favor of some handsome boy with better hair.

Alberta minister of health Tyler Shandro (@shandro) doesn't know how to use the internet. It's Trudeau's fault.

What's that smell coming from conservative party leader Erin O'Toole? Must be Trudeau's fault.

Texas froze. Trudeau's fault.

Trudeau's fault by AB MD WarRoom February 25, 2021

It's all Al Gore's fault

Response to any environmental anomaly blaming Al Gore for bringing it to our attention. At the same time sarcastically claiming that if he hadn't brought it up the anomaly wouldn't have occurred.

A) I can't believe it's 60 degrees in Chicago and snowing in Dallas.

B) It's all Al Gore's fault.

It's all Al Gore's fault by piepton January 18, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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