fat leg

A large, grotesque, sometimes spotted condition of the calf muscle. This condition results in a very disturbing purple discoloration, and a need to wear long pants.

Jason's fat leg is so grosse, I can't believe he never wears pants.

by Leopold Stevenson May 4, 2005

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

by Brother E April 22, 2005

fat legend

someone who is fatter than a skinny legend, but not as fat as an obese legend.

Isaiah: Did you see how big Danica got?
Me: Fuck yeah she's a fat legend.

Isaiah: *eats 10 Alabama hot pockets like a fat ass*
Me: be careful Isaiah. You're a fat legend now but you're on your way to being an obese legend

by Sonic frickin rox! :) October 17, 2019

Fat Legs

A form of "fashion" used by horny girls on Roblox to make their legs look "thicker," when it in fact makes them look retarded and grotesque.

Fat Legs are utterly idiotic. They do not look attractive. Fuck off.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2021

fat legit

A big lass that is overweight but still shagable

"thats a big lass over there at the bar mate, I'd still give her one though she's a fat legit"

by Cheese gromet December 18, 2016

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 4, 2004