fat basterd

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

Fat Bastard

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

by Jonesy March 24, 2005

Fat Bastard

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

fat bastard

Austin Powers' fat enemy

Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.

by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004

fat bastard

that fat guy from Austin Powers

Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!

Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat.

by portedo May 7, 2008

fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum December 1, 2009

Fat Bastard

A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.

Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying.

Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.

by bosm January 28, 2009