Fart knocker

A person who places their bare ass against a door and farts rather than knocking with their knuckles.

I came home and founds brown skids on my door thanks to that fart knocker.

by Pseudo Menudo July 08, 2017

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when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

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fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.

"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"

by bleccch22 March 22, 2010

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Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.

1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!

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Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.

Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.

by Janet90232 October 24, 2007

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n. someone who is a loser or a moron; used as an insult by Second Graders

by Saint Shaggy November 05, 2002

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by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

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