Fart Tard

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The teeny, tiny fart at the end of a long string of ass numbing explosions sounding much like a mentally handicap child.

Dude, I swear, that was the sickest fart tard I've ever heard. It reminded me of your retarded sis, brudda!

Fart Tard by Dan Ballz May 23, 2006

Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised

Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.

Fart tard by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021

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tard fart

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid

dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!

tard fart by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005

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Farttard

One whom acts in a retarded way.

You are such a farttard.

Farttard by LF January 30, 2005

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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