Fart Knocker

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster
You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy
by Urban boiyii March 06, 2005
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Fart Knocker

A mean person. Some one not liked or hated. A butt-hole.
"I can't believe Chris Brown beat up Rhianna."
"Yeah, he's such a fart knocker!"
by Kala Kapahala March 05, 2009
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Fart Knocker

A sexual position, the Fart Knocker is achieved when a man is engaging in breast coitus with a Woman but is facing the opposite direction so the man's anus is hovering above the Woman's face. While pumping the breasts, the Woman sticks out her tongue which brushes the man's anus as he humps her breasts.
I was just gonna titty fuck her but how often do you get to do the Fart Knocker with a chick that isn't a stripper?!
by DannyBoy152 April 21, 2011
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Fart Knocker

1. a trained doctor who knocks the farts right out of you.
2. a person/thing who knocks the farts out of you with a quick blow to the stomach
3. a dumbass who thinks he's cool but he's trip'n
1. Dr. Fart knocker used a Fart knocking device to knock the farts out of little Tony.
2. Rover knocked the farts out of his owner when he wanted to play "fetch"
3. Elmo's gonna knock the farts out of you!
by J. Mayon June 14, 2006
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fart-knocker

One who impacts a fart in the rectum with his penis.
"Keep your back to the wall!", shouted Ned. "There is a fart-knocker loose in the museum!"
by bleccch22 March 23, 2010
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fart knocker

Originally slang for male homosexual, but the phrase has been used so widely (mainly by second-graders)that it now can mean almost anything.
1. I think Devon must be a fart-knocker. 2. Hey, fart-knocker, your cheating!
by Ben Carmitchel, IL April 25, 2003
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fart knocker

Reference to anal sex, basically a variant of "fudge packer." Usage hijacked and generalized by the Beavis and Butthead show in the 90s.
Those fart knockers are outside the gay nightclub again having a smoke.
by Janet90232 October 09, 2007
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