Fart Guzzler Share definition Flag This is a guy that pisses you off so bad you'd rather see him guzzle gallons of fart juice then ever have to talk to him again! I wish that stupid Fart Guzzling cop would shut the hell up! Fart Guzzler by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Fart Guzzler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch