Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!

Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

Fart Dart

To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.

He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.

by thepopeofdope December 26, 2010

Fart Dart

To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.

Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'

by laceylykewhoa June 12, 2008

fart dart

The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.

Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.

by Cory May January 31, 2007

Fart Dart

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise

Ewww.... he made a fart dart

by Yellow jenkins February 8, 2017

Fart Dart

To skillfully grab ones flatulence and lob it in someone's general direction as though throwing a dart.

Jackie's brother was know to harass his little sister with fart darts

by Gary Mula November 26, 2025

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005