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farewell 

n. to say goodbye forever

-a conventional expression used at leave-taking or parting with people and at the loss or rejection of things or ideas
Accept the truth that some people don't really care about you OR what you say or do.

This is when you must say, "Farewell" forever.
farewell by farewelllovesucker August 31, 2013

jasonville farewell 

shitting on your ex's carpet before leaving after you break up.
courtney threw me out last night so i gave her a jasonville farewell before leaving.
jasonville farewell by B.House July 12, 2006

FareWello 

The less then humble brag of posting photos about holidays or overseas trips to group chats.

These include pool and beachside photos with a drink in hand, asking others in the chat how their day at work is going. Other boastful posts include photos of champagne from first class lounges or business class seats.

The only reasonable response is for this person to be swiftly removed from the group chat and fined with sculling a drink before re-entry.
Wello - "Just a quick glass of bubbly from seat 8A before we head to Maldives'"
Admin - "thanks for the Farewello" <kicks from group chat>
FareWello by HK_prop August 4, 2022

Dutch Farewell

When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!
Dutch Farewell by GMMC February 8, 2010

Wello Farewell 

When someone goes out of their way to brag about their holidays or their current idyllic location just so as to get kicked out of a group chat
Wello ' Hope you guys are enjoying work, I am currently in Fiji'
Admin - 'Thanks for the Wello farewell, bye...' <Kicks from group chat>
Wello Farewell by HK_prop February 5, 2019

farewell 

another word for goodbye that derives from the vikings, from the norwegian words: "far vell" which means "travel good".
Farewell my good friend.
farewell by Jørund B. Fagerjord January 31, 2007