THE FAHREALIST'S BIBLE
I. in Fahrealism, its all about keepin it real, Fahreal we don'
t drink the hateraide
II spreading your love for Fahrealism is as easy as muttering the word Fahreal, when there's no other interjection that seems as appropriate.
III The esteemed R
Kelly can break it down for you if you watch trapped in the closet
IV even more-so if you watch the commentary
V though we don'
t drink the hater-aide, there are some things that are just unacceptable and
will be excommunicated from the church, ie. bros.
VI
bigfoot=Fahreal
VII if ever you are at a loss for your Fahrealist bible, its quite easy to come upon a suppliment called Vice Magazine that is in any Fahrealist's good
grace
VIII having
fun= Fahreal
IX working = not Fahreal (although getting paid is Fahreal)