Bob- (Walks in the apartment heading towards the bathroom) Wuddup dude?
Steve- Wuddup? ...Wait are you taking a shit?
Bob- Totally.
Steve- Dude, you are such a fagpie.
Steve- Wuddup? ...Wait are you taking a shit?
Bob- Totally.
Steve- Dude, you are such a fagpie.
by Karma The Kid July 14, 2009
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Get the Faggie mug.German underground word which means masturbation / fapping.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.
It got most votes on Langenscheidt's jugendwort.de website in 2014 but the jury banned fappieren because image boards like the german pr0gramm and 4chan pushed the word.
Wir fappieren nachts. (We are fapping in the night.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)
Bernd fappiert den ganzen Tag. (Bernd is fapping the whole day.)
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Get the fappieren mug.A Fagpire is from the Twilight series. They claim to be Vampires but they're too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. Vampires for one can't be in the sun light they will die... unlike Fagpires they Sparkle in the sun.
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Get the Fagpire mug.Often claimed as a vampire, the Fagpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.
A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.
One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.
While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
A Fagpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a Vampire is evil, cold, and a badass.
One way of seeing a Fagpire is as a Nice Guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.
While the actual traits of a Fagpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of Count Dracula. It is much like trying to compare any man to Chuck Norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a fag.
"Hey, do you want to go see Twilight the movie?"
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
"Nah, i try not to support fagpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
by Insertwords October 14, 2008
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