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Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).
"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."
by Robert Del FontΓ© December 17, 2007
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Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)
As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.
by cpRtech June 19, 2007
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Fake bacon- usually refered to off brand bacon such as turkey bacon
Mom I don’t want facon I want bacon!
by Jacobdahomie December 30, 2018
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fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place
I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.
by peders July 13, 2012
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A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.
A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*
by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014
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